1. Why are tenors like pirates?
   They’re both murder on the high C’s.
2. What do you call a formal dance full of chicks?
   A fowl ball.
3. What do you call memory loss in parrots?
   Polynesia
4. A toilet was stolen from the precinct.
   Police have nothing to go on.
5. Someone broke a hole in the nudist colony’s fence.
   Cops are looking into it.
6. Why can’t mummies keep friends?
   They’re too wrapped up in themselves.
7. Do zombies eat candy with their fingers?
   No, they eat the fingers separately.
8. Why don’t skeletons date?
   They don’t have any body to go with.
9. Classic: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
   Because 7 8 9!
10. What did 2 say to 3 about the unruly 6?
    “Don’t mind him. He’s just a product of our times.”
11. Where do you learn to belly dance?
    A navel academy.
12. What do you call a belly dancer with a sword?
    A veiled threat.
13. What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel and a Chihuahua?
    A hot diggety dog.
14. Why is a hot dog a glutton for punishment?
    It feeds the hand that bites him.

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